titytwochainz:

women get more notes on they posts cause no matter what you identify as, you can appreciate a woman’s beauty but these straight niggas stopping my shine know i be looking great but they on’t wanna seem gay like bruh just reblog me as a friend or tag it as no homo this nigga cute no homo

(via emxxma)

eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

(via tightvaginas)

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via landxslide)

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

(via landxslide)

dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

(via godtechturninheads)

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via ryanvallejo)

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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(via confirmance)

bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

(via poetic)